Why do our aprons look better than regular aprons? The secret: Each one of our aprons is handcrafted by rocket surgeons in our secret apron lab here in the USA.
Each apron starts out as a solid block of stainless steel. Through a patented process, our craftsmen weave the steel block into the most durable cotton apron known to man.
The final stage of the process involves dipping each apron into a vat of blended whisky and motor oil for that extra bit of manly gloss.